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A man calls a company and orders their 5-day,
10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there’s a knock on the door and
there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic,
19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair
of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the
weight loss company.

The sign read, “If you can catch me, you can
have me.”

Without a second thought, he takes off after her.

A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally
gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days
and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day
20 pound weight loss program.

The next day there’s a knock at the door and
there stands the most stunning and beautiful
woman he has ever seen in his life.

She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes
and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you
catch me you can have me.”

Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best,
but no such luck.

So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs
himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs.
as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound weight loss program.

“Are you sure?” asks the representative on the phone.
“This is our most rigorous program.”

“Absolutely,” he replies, “I haven’t felt this good in years.”

The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when
he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign
around his neck that reads,”If I catch you, you are
mine!!!”

He lost 63 pounds that week.